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Stop the music!

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-What's up, duck?
-What's up?! I'll tell you what's up.

3
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I'm taking charge here,
that's what's up.

4
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Fifty years of you hogging
the spotlight is enough.

5
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I am riding the shield from now on...

6
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...because l, personally,
have all the talent around here.

7
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Okay, mac, let's take it from the top.

8
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Okay, far enough.

9
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Now then. Camera! Music! Sound!

10
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Oh-ho. Very funny.

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You may expect to hear
from my attorneys.

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[GRUNTING]

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If I'm not gonna star in this cartoon,
let's just start the movie.

14
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Roll them!

15
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Mr. Wing?

16
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Daniel Clamp would like
to speak to you.

17
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Good morning, Mr. Wing.
Let's cut right to key issues, okay?

18
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I'll increase my offer substantially.

19
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You're attached to your business.
I appreciate that.

20
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I'm attached to mine. I develop
the biggest buildings in New York.

21
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And you sell...

22
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...little things.
That's fine. Take a look.

23
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"The Clamp Chinatown Centre,
where business gets Oriented."

24
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You're the only holdout.
Here's what I'll do for you:

25
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A newsstand and souvenir concession
in the atrium.

26
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This building will be modern...

27
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...from voice-activated elevators
to self-cleaning ashtrays.

28
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I'm really excited about it,
and I'd hate to see you miss out.

29
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Please, let us know
when you've made a decision.

30
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You know, l believe there's
always an area of agreement...

31
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...that two people can reach.

32
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Yes. A man can always
agree with others.

33
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It is more difficult
to agree with oneself.

34
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That's very charming.

35
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Confucius...

36
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...or Bruce Lee?

37
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I'm sorry. Please tell Mr. Clamp...

38
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...that the answer is still no.

39
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Please...

40
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...keep the TV.

41
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VOICE:
TV!

42
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Rambo.

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To survive a war,
you gotta become war.

44
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Television again.

45
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An invention for fools!

46
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I'm sorry that didn't work out.
Mr. Clamp's offer was generous.

47
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Did you hear that cough?
He's an antique.

48
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We can wait.

49
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CLAMP'S VOICE: I'm Daniel Clamp.
No New York visit is complete...

50
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...without touring the world's
most automated building:

51
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Clamp Premiere Regency
Trade Centre and Retail Concourse.

52
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Headquarters of Clamp Enterprises...

53
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...and CCN, Clamp Cable Network.

54
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Mr. Wing's death removes
the last obstacle...

55
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...to developer Daniel Clamp's
long-delayed project.

56
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This quaint shop, which once
housed rare Oriental objects...

57
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...now makes way for the future,
Daniel Clamp style.

58
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[WHIMPERING]

59
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MAN:
Lewis, it's like I致e always said:

60
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"If you want to find something weird,
you have to go downtown."

61
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BOY: The Futtermans come
to town tomorrow.

62
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GIRL: Mr. Futterman must be better
if he can travel.

63
00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:06,483
His wife says he is better.
He was just rattled.

64
00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:11,530
Having monsters drive a snowplow
through your house will do that.

65
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Well, he was almost killed.

66
00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:19,121
-These people are so rude!
-Honey, what time is it?

67
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God, we're late. There's a cab.

68
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-You going airport?
-No. Actually, I知 just--

69
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After all this time,
I'm still in the same job.

70
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It takes time, Billy.

71
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In Kingston Falls, I壇 have been
promoted twice at the bank by now.

72
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Yeah, and you'd hate it.

73
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BILLY: At least we could afford
a decent place to live. Get married.

74
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MAN'S VOICE:
Welcome to the Clamp Entry-matic...

75
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...a revolution in revolving door
precision and efficiency.

76
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Please be careful in stepping in
and out and have a powerful day.

77
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That's the story of the
Clamp Premiere Regency Centre...

78
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...where one man's dream
became a reality.

79
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I hope you enjoyed today's tour.
Don't forget:

80
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Pick up Mr. Clamp's best-selling
book, l Took Manhattan...

81
00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:39,743
...on sale right here
at our newsstand for only 19.95.

82
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And in our gift store....

83
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-Don't let them get to you.
-I won't.

84
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Billy, you're so good at your job.
Sooner or later, they'll notice.

85
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-Maybe then we can get married.
-Okay, hon.

86
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-Bye.
-Bye.

87
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BILLY: Marla, the first plan--
-The deadline's not my fault.

88
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They make me miserable, so I make
you miserable. It's a disaster.

89
00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:06,186
They changed the specs
and the deadline--

90
00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:11,441
See, this is your problem right here.
You only see your little part of it.

91
00:10:11,651 --> 00:10:15,946
I need a complete situational,
long-term, overview perspective.

92
00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:19,950
It's almost finished.
I just have a few adjustments--

93
00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:23,787
The courtyard looks cold.
It'd be better with trees.

94
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-Will they plant trees?
-No. But draw them.

95
00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:28,333
-But the--
-Elms.

96
00:10:28,543 --> 00:10:32,963
-But the shrubbery looks--
-This attitude doesn't work for me.

97
00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:34,965
Good morning, Mr. Forster.

98
00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:40,720
It looks like somebody hasn't read
his employee manual. Doesn't it, Mr...

99
00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,430
COMPUTER: Peltzer.
-...Peltzer?

100
00:10:42,682 --> 00:10:46,726
-Unauthorized potted plant.
-I told him about it weeks ago.

101
00:10:46,936 --> 00:10:49,938
-I talked to you about that plant!
-I know. I was gonna--

102
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Possible aphid infestation.

103
00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:57,154
-What's this?
-That's Kingston Falls. My hometown.

104
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Do you know how much
the Clamp organization has spent...

105
00:11:03,119 --> 00:11:07,455
...to provide its employees
with art by recognized artists...

106
00:11:07,665 --> 00:11:13,170
...at this facility? Eye-pleasing,
color-coordinated, authorized.

107
00:11:13,546 --> 00:11:17,215
-But it was just a little--
-A little touch. I know.

108
00:11:17,425 --> 00:11:20,886
Maybe everybody here
wants to do a little touch.

109
00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:24,389
Coffee mugs that say,
"World's Greatest Lover."

110
00:11:24,599 --> 00:11:29,519
The ashtray that reads, "Rest Your
Butt Here." You'd like that, right?

111
00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:34,191
Coming to work every day
in a $200,000,000...

112
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,359
...flea market.

113
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,449
Billy, this is just
what I don't need right now.

114
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:45,744
The department review's
in three weeks.

115
00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:49,664
-I just felt that--
-It's a nuclear meltdown disaster.

116
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-Marla, I am doing the best I can.
-Billy, do me a favor.

117
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,422
Do better!

118
00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:01,176
We've got a low corrosivity reading.

119
00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:04,387
Give me a wave form on temps.

120
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,975
WOMAN: Mr. Forster, I have
a potential violator, sir.

121
00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:27,035
That's an unauthorized break period,
friend. You don't work here anymore.

122
00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:33,250
Do we have a problem communicating?
You're gone. Terminated.

123
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End of medical benefits, that's right.
Clean out the desk, one hour.

124
00:12:38,631 --> 00:12:40,048
And thanks so much.

125
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Very nice, Frances.

126
00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:50,225
Alert personnel. We have a
career opportunity in level seven.

127
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Clamp Centre is the most advanced
"smart building" in America...

128
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...with the latest in security,
communications and climate control.

129
00:12:59,443 --> 00:13:03,655
It's just one part of Mr. Clamp's
worldwide business network...

130
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:06,950
...which includes construction,
sports, finance...

131
00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:09,953
...and a popular line
of jams and jellies.

132
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For those with cable TV at home...

133
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...CCN is located right here
in the building.

134
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[SCREAMING]

135
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The Attack of the Octopus People.

136
00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:31,266
That's tonight's movie.
And, boy, is it scary.

137
00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:34,394
It's so scary,
it'll uncross your eyes.

138
00:13:34,603 --> 00:13:39,774
It's a good thing that your
Grandpa Fred is here to protect you.

139
00:13:39,984 --> 00:13:42,527
-Where's the moan?
-The what?

140
00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:46,823
There's supposed to be a moan here
from the coffin.

141
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:50,327
Then I say, "Renfield,
you want more flies?"

142
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And then I go over
to the coffin and I....

143
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MAN:
Sorry, Fred.

144
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,251
-Hey, Fred.
-Oh, hi, Billy.

145
00:13:58,461 --> 00:14:03,048
I heard about your new time slot.
They're making a big mistake.

146
00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:05,508
Mistake? Kid, it's a disaster.

147
00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:09,679
People who watch TV at 3:30 a.m.
don't fear the Wolfman.

148
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:13,516
What scares them is getting sober
and finding work.

149
00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:16,102
-Look.
-Watch it with that thing.

150
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,104
-Isn't that great?
-Sure.

151
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:23,526
-You could use it on your show.
-Sure. Put it in the back, will you?

152
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,613
Frankly, kid...

153
00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:30,909
...this isn't what l had in mind.

154
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:37,082
I went into broadcasting,
I thought I was gonna do news...

155
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,209
...public affairs...

156
00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:41,586
...something meaningful.

157
00:14:42,671 --> 00:14:44,672
I don't even have a gimmick.

158
00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:47,050
No special effects.

159
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:53,181
All l have is a cross-eyed
puppet named Igor.

160
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VOICE:
The elevator doors have opened.

161
00:14:57,228 --> 00:15:01,731
You should run classic horror movies,
like Frankenstein or Dracula.

162
00:15:01,899 --> 00:15:06,945
Great horror movies are in black
and white. Mr. Clamp only likes color.

163
00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,571
That guy's strange.

164
00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,157
-Have you seen him?
-Not in person.

165
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:14,744
Only on that cockamamie video
they got all over.

166
00:15:14,912 --> 00:15:19,666
Look at this building. You know
what kind of tenants they have now?

167
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:23,169
There's a genetic research
laboratory upstairs.

168
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,422
Fooling around with animals.

169
00:15:25,631 --> 00:15:30,802
Last week, they took out a patent
on a new kind of gerbil.

170
00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:32,762
People think I'm creepy.

171
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[WHISTLES]

172
00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:56,536
-Can l help you?
-Yeah.

173
00:15:56,745 --> 00:16:01,624
-I got a delivery for Dr. Catheter.
-I can sign for it.

174
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,212
What kind of stuff
do they do in there anyway?

175
00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:08,047
We're not supposed to talk about it.

176
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:09,549
[SNEEZES]

177
00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:13,344
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Yeah.

178
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:18,975
-Dr. Catheter, this just came for you.
-Splendid. This must be my malaria.

179
00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:26,232
Just rabies. I致e got rabies.
I'm supposed to get the flu this week.

180
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:29,402
I think we have the flu on back order.

181
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:33,406
-Could I have that, Peggy?
-Oh, yes. Sure.

182
00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:34,949
Thank you.

183
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:41,289
Back order. Back order.
All a man wants is some fresh germs.

184
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:47,587
Casper, have this tissue analyzed.

185
00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:50,548
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

186
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:57,514
MAN'S VOICE: I am calm and centered.
I enjoy giving milk.

187
00:16:57,681 --> 00:17:00,308
-Martin.
-Hello, doctor.

188
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:03,645
-How's the cloning coming along?
-Really well.

189
00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:07,190
CATHETER: Lewis.
-We got something for you to look at.

190
00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:11,778
It's interesting. I found it
downtown on my specimen scout.

191
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:17,492
It's some sort of rodent, apparently.
And it seems allergic to bright light.

192
00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:33,383
-Cute, isn't it?
LEWIS: That may be genetic.

193
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:36,177
-We're not sure yet.
-We're not sure.

194
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:38,805
Watch this, doctor.

195
00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:40,848
[FATS DOMINO'S "I'M READY"
PLAYING ON RADIO]

196
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:44,185
Well, I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able

197
00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:45,770
To rock 'n' roll all night

198
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:49,816
I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able

199
00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:51,693
To rock 'n' roll all night

200
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,319
Come on, pretty baby

201
00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:56,823
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
Till the broad daylight

202
00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:59,325
Because I'm ready, mm-hm

203
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:02,120
And I'm able, mm-hm

204
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:05,999
I'm willing and I知 able
So you better come and go with me

205
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,084
He likes this music?

206
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,503
-Yes.
-It's his favorite.

207
00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,380
Till tomorrow 'bout 3

208
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,594
Not so fast, my boy.

209
00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:23,099
-You nearly let him get away.
-Sorry, sir.

210
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,310
[WHIMPERING]

211
00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:29,314
-How do you plan to proceed?
-Cell samples tomorrow.

212
00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:33,610
-Tissue cultures Thursday.
-And then there's body structure.

213
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,947
And for that, my little friend...

214
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:42,452
...we'll just have to cut you.

215
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:49,083
I can't believe she told me to put
trees on that drawing. It just--

216
00:18:49,835 --> 00:18:51,252
My light went out.

217
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:55,298
You sat still, so the building
thinks you left. Jump around.

218
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:57,425
Okay, hold on.

219
00:19:00,554 --> 00:19:03,890
You're right, l need--
Hello? Hello?

220
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:09,812
Honey? Hello?
Kate, are you there? Kate?

221
00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:14,025
Nothing works around here.

222
00:19:14,193 --> 00:19:16,402
[WHISTLING]

223
00:19:21,659 --> 00:19:24,744
Excuse me? Where'd you hear that?

224
00:19:25,204 --> 00:19:27,914
-What?
-That music. Where'd you hear it?

225
00:19:28,749 --> 00:19:32,669
Oh, uh, da-da, da-da-da-da.

226
00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:36,464
-Isn't that by Sting?
-No. It's not by Sting. Think.

227
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:41,344
Oh, hey, I know. I was up
in that laboratory. You know, on 51.

228
00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:43,971
And somebody was humming it.

229
00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:56,234
Hi, I hear your copier's down.

230
00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:57,944
-Oh, it is?
-Yeah.

231
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,030
-It's back there.
-Thank you.

232
00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:09,872
We're ready, doctor.

233
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,006
This is the most interesting
bioelectrical work I've done.

234
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:23,803
Just think. Millions of rats in
New York, and everyone hates them.

235
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:28,391
But if one of them could power
a portable radio for a month....

236
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,393
Gizmo, I知 here.

237
00:20:36,108 --> 00:20:38,234
LEWIS:
Watch this, doctor.

238
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,822
CATHETER:
Definite progress, gentlemen.

239
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,907
[WHIMPERING]

240
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:52,874
Shh. Be quiet.

241
00:20:56,712 --> 00:21:00,173
If only we could make it safe
to touch them.

242
00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:04,469
Still, they'd be good
in flashlights, wouldn't they?

243
00:21:04,678 --> 00:21:07,555
LEWIS: Where there's flashlights,
there's dark.

244
00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:09,682
And they like the dark.

245
00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:15,980
-Theodore! How'd you get out?
-Alvin, put down that DNA!

246
00:21:24,281 --> 00:21:28,409
MAN'S VOICE:
Mister, welcome to the men's room.

247
00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:35,291
Hey, pal, I sure hope
you washed those hands.

248
00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:02,401
Hey, guy, how you doing?

249
00:22:02,611 --> 00:22:04,445
Did you miss me?

250
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,157
Yeah. Me too.

251
00:22:15,332 --> 00:22:19,794
So, what are you doing here?
What were those guys doing to you?

252
00:22:21,004 --> 00:22:22,505
Wow. That bad, huh?

253
00:22:22,673 --> 00:22:24,799
Uh-huh.

254
00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:27,885
You wanna come out?
Come here. It's okay.

255
00:22:28,095 --> 00:22:31,472
Come with me. I got you.
I'll take care of you.

256
00:22:31,682 --> 00:22:33,808
Everything's gonna be fine.

257
00:22:34,017 --> 00:22:37,103
-What is this? A black armband?
-Armband.

258
00:22:37,437 --> 00:22:41,315
Is that what happened to the man
who took care of you?

259
00:22:51,201 --> 00:22:56,455
You've got to be quiet. You don't want
to go back to the laboratory, do you?

260
00:22:56,665 --> 00:23:00,710
So do me a favor.
Get down there and don't say anything.

261
00:23:00,878 --> 00:23:04,589
I'll come back and take you home
as soon as possible.

262
00:23:04,798 --> 00:23:07,967
Okay, that's a good boy. Bye-bye.

263
00:23:09,511 --> 00:23:11,178
It's him! He's here!

264
00:23:12,514 --> 00:23:16,726
Oh, Giz, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay? How's your hand?

265
00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:20,229
Look, he's here. You have to get down.

266
00:23:23,025 --> 00:23:28,237
I'm Marla Bloodstone, the department
head here. If there's anything l can--

267
00:23:28,447 --> 00:23:32,074
That's okay. Everybody just relax.

268
00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:35,202
Go on about what you'd
be doing normally.

269
00:23:36,204 --> 00:23:40,958
I know l haven't been here before,
but that'll change. I値l be more...

270
00:23:41,168 --> 00:23:44,253
...hands-on with these
operations from now on.

271
00:23:44,421 --> 00:23:49,717
-Hey. This is excellent!
MARLA: Isn't that terrific?

272
00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:53,429
You've captured the whole
essence of the project.

273
00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:57,975
Look at the kids with the kites.
That's warmth. I like warmth.

274
00:23:58,185 --> 00:24:01,437
-What's your name?
-Billy. William Peltzer, sir.

275
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:05,566
Bill, huh? That's what we need here,
people who produce.

276
00:24:05,776 --> 00:24:10,655
Lose those trees, though. With elm,
people think "Dutch," "disease."

277
00:24:10,864 --> 00:24:12,823
-Absolutely.
-Absolutely.

278
00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:15,743
What's with that drawer?

279
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,789
It's automatic. It opens now and then
in case you need something.

280
00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:21,624
Hm.

281
00:24:23,794 --> 00:24:25,127
[CHUCKLES]

282
00:24:25,504 --> 00:24:27,838
I didn't know about that.

283
00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:33,469
-Hey! What's that?
-Did you hear that?

284
00:24:33,637 --> 00:24:36,180
"People who produce."

285
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,433
He called you Bill. This is very big.

286
00:24:39,643 --> 00:24:44,313
This is a career opportunity
advancement window. For both of us.

287
00:24:44,481 --> 00:24:49,110
-Do you really think so?
-Clearly. We can talk at dinner.

288
00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:51,278
-Great. Sometime next--
-Tonight.

289
00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:53,990
-I can't.
-I have something too.

290
00:24:54,199 --> 00:24:56,701
A brochure for the Archery Channel.

291
00:24:56,910 --> 00:25:00,454
It's a total suicide,
red-alert, deadline emergency.

292
00:25:00,664 --> 00:25:04,625
You know what? I知 letting it go
to have dinner with you.

293
00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:07,753
I just can't leave
on such short notice.

294
00:25:07,963 --> 00:25:10,423
What is with that drawer, Billy?

295
00:25:10,632 --> 00:25:14,135
-You keeping a pet in there?
-I'm allergic to pets.

296
00:25:14,344 --> 00:25:17,763
It's good Mr. Clamp likes you
because-- Let me see.

297
00:25:17,973 --> 00:25:20,599
Maybe tonight would be the best.

298
00:25:20,809 --> 00:25:25,938
There's a chic new Canadian restaurant.
They clean the fish at your table.

299
00:25:26,148 --> 00:25:30,443
-Really? That sounds terrific.
-Just let me grab my bag.

300
00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:33,696
Now, listen. I have to go.

301
00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:37,783
I'll send someone to pick you up.
So just stay put.

302
00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:43,873
MARLA: Billy.
-Yeah--

303
00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:47,376
Ready?

304
00:25:47,544 --> 00:25:52,381
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sure, I'm ready.

305
00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:57,511
We may see Woody.
They say he eats there incessantly.

306
00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:15,780
-Katie?
KATIE: Hi, honey. I知 almost ready.

307
00:26:15,989 --> 00:26:18,407
-I just gotta punch out.
-Hi.

308
00:26:18,617 --> 00:26:22,244
I'm not able to go out
with you tonight. I知 sorry.

309
00:26:22,454 --> 00:26:26,415
-I've got a meeting with some people.
-A meeting? Great.

310
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,543
Listen, l got a big favor
to ask of you.

311
00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:34,757
-Gizmo's here and he--
-That furry thing?

312
00:26:34,966 --> 00:26:37,468
Yeah. He's up in my desk drawer.

313
00:26:37,677 --> 00:26:40,596
Don't do that.
I hate it when you do that.

314
00:26:40,764 --> 00:26:42,264
-There's good news.
-What?

315
00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:43,766
You get to take him home.

316
00:26:43,975 --> 00:26:47,269
-Take him home? Our home?
-Yes.

317
00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:50,356
Billy.

318
00:26:50,524 --> 00:26:52,066
-No!
-Why not?

319
00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:55,027
What if they start
running around New York?

320
00:26:55,237 --> 00:26:58,447
They won't, I promise.
Just obey the rules.

321
00:26:58,615 --> 00:27:00,950
-The rules!
-Remember the first one?

322
00:27:01,159 --> 00:27:03,619
Don't expose them to bright light
because it kills them.

323
00:27:03,787 --> 00:27:05,121
Right.

324
00:27:05,288 --> 00:27:07,832
-The second rule--
-Don't let them get wet?

325
00:27:07,999 --> 00:27:09,416
That's right.

326
00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:13,087
The third one is, don't
let them eat after midnight.

327
00:27:13,296 --> 00:27:15,548
-That's very good, honey.
-Wait!

328
00:27:25,225 --> 00:27:28,811
MAN'S VOICE: Tonight, on the Clamp
Cable Classic Movie Channel...

329
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:33,691
...don't miss Casablanca, now in
full color with a happier ending.

330
00:27:34,025 --> 00:27:38,821
With Clamp's annual salary, if he goes
to the bathroom for 30 seconds...

331
00:27:39,030 --> 00:27:42,658
...the man's earning $375
while he stands there.

332
00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,661
What can he do?
Can he fix an elevator?

333
00:27:45,829 --> 00:27:48,664
What does it cost
the company for me...

334
00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:51,667
...to get a drink of water,
.0003 cents?

335
00:27:54,045 --> 00:27:59,008
I tell you.... A taste
of the wrench for you, my friend.

336
00:28:01,511 --> 00:28:05,139
I said not to put new units in.
They don't listen.

337
00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:09,935
They listen to that guy they pay
$375 to go to the bathroom.

338
00:28:10,145 --> 00:28:12,646
I remember the Sip-master Mark IV.

339
00:28:12,856 --> 00:28:18,861
That was a fabulous drinking fountain.
You could squirt it six months...

340
00:28:19,029 --> 00:28:21,864
...and it'd still
be shooting straight.

341
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:26,160
But those dancing days are done.

342
00:28:36,046 --> 00:28:38,422
[SCREAMS]

343
00:28:44,262 --> 00:28:46,055
The hell with it.

344
00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:34,770
[LAUGHING]

345
00:30:07,387 --> 00:30:10,848
I'm not being paranoid.
The guy's after my job.

346
00:30:11,057 --> 00:30:13,976
That's how it is these days.
All politics.

347
00:30:14,686 --> 00:30:17,396
It's the law of the jungle
around here.

348
00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:21,650
Young guys only care
about one thing, okay? Power.

349
00:30:21,818 --> 00:30:24,153
I'm talking about ruthless.

350
00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:33,495
GREMLIN:
Gizmo, ca-ca!

351
00:31:11,284 --> 00:31:13,577
[GREMLIN LAUGHING]

352
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:23,087
MAN'S VOICE: Will the owner of the car
with license number 1AG401...

353
00:31:23,296 --> 00:31:28,467
...please remove it from the parking
garage? Your car is old and dirty.

354
00:31:28,676 --> 00:31:32,429
-State your desired floor number.
-Forty-six, please.

355
00:31:36,434 --> 00:31:40,312
The elevator doors have opened.
Please leave.

356
00:31:56,913 --> 00:31:58,247
Gizmo.

357
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,837
How'd you get up there?

358
00:32:07,382 --> 00:32:10,551
Billy said to take you home,
so I'm just--

359
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,513
I'll put you in my purse
until we're out of the building.

360
00:32:16,141 --> 00:32:18,100
Hello.

361
00:32:18,309 --> 00:32:19,977
Here we go.

362
00:32:20,186 --> 00:32:23,272
Gizmo, you're so hyper.

363
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,275
I guess New York does that to people.

364
00:32:26,443 --> 00:32:29,611
Okay, here we go.

365
00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:51,467
Legs.

366
00:33:04,063 --> 00:33:07,941
MARLA: So did you always know
you wanted to be an artist?

367
00:33:08,151 --> 00:33:10,152
BILLY:
I always knew l liked to draw.

368
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,448
When I was a kid, I drew comics.
I had this box of crayons--

369
00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:15,991
I had crayons!

370
00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:20,537
I used them to write memos
to the other kids. Even then, I knew.

371
00:33:20,747 --> 00:33:22,706
That's really something.

372
00:33:22,916 --> 00:33:28,337
We're finally getting to know each
other. You can't do that in an office.

373
00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:31,006
-It's all business.
-Exactly!

374
00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:35,219
Let's talk about your relationship
to Mr. Clamp. Your access.

375
00:33:35,428 --> 00:33:39,681
I see a future. I see corner offices,
embossed letterhead.

376
00:33:39,849 --> 00:33:42,684
I see us swallowing
the publicity department.

377
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:45,812
Really? Wow....

378
00:33:46,022 --> 00:33:49,483
Gosh. I'm feeling so vulnerable
with you, Billy.

379
00:33:49,692 --> 00:33:52,861
I've never talked
about these feelings before.

380
00:33:53,196 --> 00:33:57,699
When art and business join forces,
anything can happen.

381
00:33:57,867 --> 00:34:01,078
I definitely feel we should join...

382
00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:04,540
...forces.

383
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:06,375
WAITER:
Sir?

384
00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:09,503
This is a Canadian dessert,
chocolate mousse.

385
00:34:09,754 --> 00:34:11,880
Can l cut you an antler?

386
00:34:12,423 --> 00:34:13,757
No, thank you.

387
00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:16,969
WAITER: You okay?
You want another Molson, eh?

388
00:34:17,178 --> 00:34:19,471
No, thanks. Really, I'm fine.

389
00:34:19,681 --> 00:34:23,016
I gotta go. I got this appointment.
I'm in a hurry.

390
00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:26,603
-I'm sorry about your stocking.
-That's okay, Billy.

391
00:34:27,063 --> 00:34:29,898
-See you tomorrow.
-Yeah, great.

392
00:34:31,859 --> 00:34:33,402
How about some horn?

393
00:34:33,736 --> 00:34:35,779
Okay, Gizmo.

394
00:34:36,614 --> 00:34:42,244
Billy said to feed you before midnight.
He didn't say what you like.

395
00:34:42,412 --> 00:34:46,748
I hope this is okay.
It's chicken and mashed potatoes--

396
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:48,959
Oh, God!

397
00:34:55,675 --> 00:34:59,761
Try to be a little more careful
around here, okay?

398
00:34:59,929 --> 00:35:02,931
We don't have money to replace things.

399
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:06,310
There you go.

400
00:35:21,242 --> 00:35:22,951
-What are you--?
-Bingo!

401
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:24,369
Yikes!

402
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:43,138
-Who is it?
BILLY: Open up, honey. It's me.

403
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:49,144
-Hey. Sorry I知 late.
-Hi.

404
00:35:49,354 --> 00:35:51,021
It's okay.

405
00:35:51,230 --> 00:35:52,814
What happened to you?

406
00:35:53,983 --> 00:35:55,817
How was your meeting?

407
00:35:56,027 --> 00:35:58,487
It was fine. Where's Gizmo?

408
00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:02,324
-He's in the kitchen.
-Great. Did you feed him?

409
00:36:02,533 --> 00:36:04,701
-Sort of.
-Giz, guess who's...

410
00:36:04,911 --> 00:36:07,412
GREMLIN: Bull's-eye!
-...home.

411
00:36:08,498 --> 00:36:09,956
Gizmo?

412
00:36:15,213 --> 00:36:18,590
-Where'd you find him?
-Your office, where you said.

413
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,676
This is not Gizmo.

414
00:36:26,099 --> 00:36:29,017
-We have to go back.
-You said no more--

415
00:36:29,227 --> 00:36:32,646
There won't be,
if they don't eat after midnight.

416
00:36:32,855 --> 00:36:34,398
But look at him.

417
00:36:34,607 --> 00:36:36,692
He's wired.

418
00:36:40,071 --> 00:36:42,280
We have to take him with us.

419
00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:43,990
No....

420
00:36:45,451 --> 00:36:48,704
-Honey, get my bag!
-Okay.

421
00:36:53,626 --> 00:36:55,085
[DOORBELL RINGS]

422
00:36:55,253 --> 00:36:57,879
-Great.
-Who could that be? It's late.

423
00:36:58,047 --> 00:37:00,716
-Should l get it?
-You better get it.

424
00:37:02,135 --> 00:37:04,803
-If you wanna get out, be quiet.
KATIE: Who is it?

425
00:37:04,971 --> 00:37:06,346
That's better.

426
00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:08,724
Surprise!

427
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:13,478
Mr. and Mrs. Futterman!
Weren't you coming tomorrow?

428
00:37:13,688 --> 00:37:17,941
The guys in my old outfit
changed the reunion date.

429
00:37:18,151 --> 00:37:21,445
-We had to get on a Greyhound.
-Thirty-two hours.

430
00:37:21,654 --> 00:37:24,614
-Sorry for coming so late.
-That's okay.

431
00:37:24,824 --> 00:37:27,117
Can l get you coffee or tea?

432
00:37:27,326 --> 00:37:31,288
-Little piggers!
-Oh, yeah, the cake blew up.

433
00:37:31,497 --> 00:37:35,459
Billy, this is some crazy city.
We tried to get a cab.

434
00:37:35,668 --> 00:37:38,462
You know they got Russians
driving cabs?

435
00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:43,258
What if someone got in with
a briefcase full of atomic secrets?

436
00:37:43,468 --> 00:37:49,431
Murray, remember what Dr. Kaplan said.
We're going to be nice and calm.

437
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,852
He was a little distressed after
what happened with those--

438
00:37:54,061 --> 00:37:56,229
I'm fine. I'm fine.

439
00:37:56,439 --> 00:38:00,358
I was jumpy for a while, that's all.
What was that?

440
00:38:01,694 --> 00:38:04,696
It's all right, dear. I heard it too.

441
00:38:04,906 --> 00:38:06,490
Of course you did!

442
00:38:06,699 --> 00:38:11,161
The thing is, you can't stay tonight.
I'd love it if you could.

443
00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:14,539
It's just, the building is being...

444
00:38:14,749 --> 00:38:16,792
-...fumigated.
-Being renovated.

445
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:19,127
-Mice and stuff.
-Rats.

446
00:38:19,337 --> 00:38:22,547
No sweat. We'll book into a hotel.

447
00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:26,384
-You know, mice and bugs--
-Hey, that's okay.

448
00:38:26,594 --> 00:38:30,472
You can't be too careful.
There's all kinds of foreign bugs.

449
00:38:30,681 --> 00:38:32,933
Your mom baked you an apple pie.

450
00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:35,644
Thanks.

451
00:38:35,853 --> 00:38:39,147
Someone sat on it.
I'm sure it'll taste okay.

452
00:38:39,315 --> 00:38:43,860
Your dad's got some new inventions.
Reversible toilet paper.

453
00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:46,988
We'll call you tomorrow
and have dinner.

454
00:38:47,156 --> 00:38:49,491
-Okay, great.
-Good! Marvelous.

455
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,993
-Tomorrow.
-Bye. I知 sorry.

456
00:38:52,203 --> 00:38:54,996
-That's okay.
KATIE: Welcome to New York!

457
00:39:02,338 --> 00:39:06,633
Okay, that's a Kona praline
with kiwis and peanut butter cups?

458
00:39:06,843 --> 00:39:09,761
Wait. Are the
peanut butter cups all-natural?

459
00:39:09,971 --> 00:39:13,515
I'm not sure. Are the
peanut butter cups all-natural?

460
00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,851
I know they're pesticide-free.

461
00:39:16,018 --> 00:39:18,854
WOMAN 1: It's not the same.
They put other things in.

462
00:39:19,063 --> 00:39:21,356
CASHIER:
It comes off when they roast them.

463
00:39:21,524 --> 00:39:23,984
WOMAN 1:
Roasting is the worst.

464
00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:27,654
Where they don't roast,
they have 70 percent less death.

465
00:39:27,864 --> 00:39:29,823
ALEX:
Sure that isn't pickling?

466
00:39:30,032 --> 00:39:33,493
WOMAN 1: How can you work with this
and not read studies?

467
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,329
It's a rat!

468
00:39:36,539 --> 00:39:39,082
-Oh, my God!
-What's going on?

469
00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:41,459
-Did she say there are rats?
-No rats.

470
00:39:41,669 --> 00:39:43,378
WOMAN 2:
That's not what she said.

471
00:39:46,632 --> 00:39:51,845
MAN'S VOICE: The Entry-matic doors
are being upgraded to serve you better.

472
00:39:52,054 --> 00:39:56,850
Please use the manual doors
for your entering and exiting needs.

473
00:39:57,059 --> 00:40:02,480
A head came up, with big ears.
There was a thing in the topping.

474
00:40:02,690 --> 00:40:05,609
-What kind of thing?
-A furry thing.

475
00:40:05,818 --> 00:40:08,570
It's supposed to be health food.

476
00:40:08,738 --> 00:40:10,071
WOMAN 2:
I want damages!

477
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,867
-They've eaten after midnight.
-Come on.

478
00:40:15,661 --> 00:40:18,079
Sorry I brought the wrong one home.

479
00:40:18,247 --> 00:40:22,417
It's my fault. I shouldn't have left
Gizmo. We gotta find him.

480
00:40:22,585 --> 00:40:24,461
It's along here.

481
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:28,423
There. That's where the water
comes into the building.

482
00:40:44,023 --> 00:40:45,523
Give me video.

483
00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:51,613
Security.

484
00:40:55,201 --> 00:40:58,119
At least we can keep them
from getting wet.

485
00:40:59,830 --> 00:41:02,958
Hold it! Get the hell out of there.

486
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:05,293
Move it! Come on, move!

487
00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:11,257
Looks like l caught a terrorist.
What's in the bag?

488
00:41:11,467 --> 00:41:15,470
-Nothing.
-Yeah? Let's look at that nothing.

489
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,558
-I wouldn't do this if l were you.
-But you aren't me, are you?

490
00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:23,895
[SCREAMING]

491
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:37,826
-We gotta find him before he eats.
-He already ate.

492
00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:41,830
There are more of them.
We gotta shut the building down.

493
00:41:42,164 --> 00:41:43,581
We?

494
00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:45,834
We? We!

495
00:41:46,002 --> 00:41:50,046
No, "we" gotta get the cops
and put you in a rubber room.

496
00:41:50,256 --> 00:41:52,841
I'm not crazy. They're dangerous.

497
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:55,677
I've dealt with them.
They wreck things.

498
00:41:55,886 --> 00:41:57,762
GUARD:
They wreck things!

499
00:41:57,972 --> 00:42:03,393
BILLY: Remember Kingston Falls?
GUARD: I remember the Kingston Trio.

500
00:42:07,023 --> 00:42:11,693
Let's go, kids. We're home, let's go.
This way. Over here.

501
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,616
-How did you get me out?
-With next month's rent.

502
00:42:18,826 --> 00:42:21,161
-What time is it?
-Around 6:30.

503
00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:24,205
They probably made
their cocoons by now.

504
00:42:24,415 --> 00:42:28,501
-How long do they take to hatch?
-Not long enough. Come on.

505
00:43:03,204 --> 00:43:05,371
Echo!

506
00:43:13,005 --> 00:43:14,714
[YELLING]

507
00:43:44,453 --> 00:43:47,330
GREMLIN:
Gizmo, ca-ca!

508
00:43:47,498 --> 00:43:49,624
[SHOUTING]

509
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:56,047
MAN'S VOICE: Centre is experiencing
illumination system difficulties.

510
00:43:56,257 --> 00:43:58,466
Please try not to notice.

511
00:43:58,634 --> 00:44:01,719
The building is completely
screwed up today.

512
00:44:01,929 --> 00:44:03,471
I know, Fred.

513
00:44:03,681 --> 00:44:06,891
Sure. You're young.

514
00:44:07,101 --> 00:44:09,144
You know everything.

515
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,568
Bright light.
We'll need some of these.

516
00:44:18,863 --> 00:44:20,905
GREMLIN:
Con Ed.

517
00:44:23,325 --> 00:44:26,494
Gizmo, zap, zap!

518
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,543
I have to go to systems control.

519
00:44:33,752 --> 00:44:36,129
-Kate, you're up.
-Good morning, Billy.

520
00:44:36,297 --> 00:44:37,630
Oh, hi.

521
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,676
Last night was wonderful.
We have to do it again.

522
00:44:41,969 --> 00:44:44,012
Marla, this is Kate.

523
00:44:44,221 --> 00:44:47,432
My goodness, I have to go right away.
Hello.

524
00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,351
-Hi.
-Cute hat.

525
00:44:51,187 --> 00:44:55,190
Honey, that's my boss.
That's the woman l work with.

526
00:44:55,357 --> 00:44:59,360
If we get through today alive,
you're in big trouble.

527
00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:02,071
But you don't think that--

528
00:45:02,823 --> 00:45:04,073
Great.

529
00:45:10,456 --> 00:45:12,874
-Peltzer--!
-I need to speak with you.

530
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:16,169
You got arrested but you've come back.
Miss us?

531
00:45:16,378 --> 00:45:19,130
-You gotta evacuate the building.
-Why?

532
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:23,676
There are creatures in it.
They start out small and furry.

533
00:45:23,886 --> 00:45:27,388
If they eat after midnight,
they form cocoons--

534
00:45:27,556 --> 00:45:31,476
-You're having a psychotic episode.
-You gotta listen.

535
00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:35,188
This is good.
They're furry, then they have cocoons.

536
00:45:35,397 --> 00:45:37,065
They eat, then cocoon.

537
00:45:37,274 --> 00:45:41,069
Sure. You're going into a cocoon,
you wanna eat first.

538
00:45:42,238 --> 00:45:46,032
Now we're in the nerve center
of Clamp Cable Network.

539
00:45:47,201 --> 00:45:51,871
-Mr. Katsuji, please get back in line.
-Please.

540
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:59,045
If we're very quiet, we can watch
a program being videotaped.

541
00:45:59,255 --> 00:46:01,047
Right this way.

542
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,891
This week we have our special
Salute to Luncheon Meats.

543
00:46:12,101 --> 00:46:17,730
Many of you have written, asking
how to zing up party appetizers.

544
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:23,278
I'm very excited about this recipe.
It's so piquant with sherry.

545
00:46:23,487 --> 00:46:26,572
Some people use a dash.

546
00:46:28,951 --> 00:46:30,618
I use a lot.

547
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:35,373
So let's just plunge into our
hors d'oeuvres, shall we?

548
00:46:35,582 --> 00:46:39,752
You know, these bologna
and bean dip roll-ups...

549
00:46:39,962 --> 00:46:45,091
...are so easy
when friends drop over.

550
00:46:45,301 --> 00:46:50,013
Okay, wait. What if one of them eats
something at 11:00...

551
00:46:50,222 --> 00:46:54,934
-...but something sticks in his teeth?
-A caraway or a sesame seed.

552
00:46:55,144 --> 00:46:59,230
And after 12, it comes out.
He didn't eat it after midnight.

553
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,025
-I didn't make the rules.
-Rules?

554
00:47:02,192 --> 00:47:06,112
What if they're in an airplane
and they cross a time zone?

555
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,780
It's always midnight somewhere.

556
00:47:34,433 --> 00:47:38,061
-Peltzer, is this...?
-Yes, sir.

557
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,692
[SQUEALS]

558
00:47:50,657 --> 00:47:54,160
-Take this, in case it comes back.
-Right.

559
00:47:59,124 --> 00:48:02,877
Before microwaves,
this used to take forever.

560
00:48:03,212 --> 00:48:06,756
But now, we can make the same...

561
00:48:06,965 --> 00:48:11,219
...tuna-noodle-cheese-product
chowder surprise...

562
00:48:11,512 --> 00:48:13,888
...in just a few minutes.

563
00:48:14,056 --> 00:48:17,183
Now, let's just move down....

564
00:48:18,143 --> 00:48:19,477
What's that?

565
00:48:20,104 --> 00:48:21,437
What is that?

566
00:48:21,605 --> 00:48:24,440
Huh? Must be a brownout.

567
00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:26,943
MAN:
We'll do an edit. Pick it up there.

568
00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:30,196
Oh, well. The show must go on.

569
00:48:30,406 --> 00:48:34,534
So let's ladle up
some of our chowder-noodle--

570
00:49:03,105 --> 00:49:06,858
Run for your lives! Monster!

571
00:49:14,575 --> 00:49:17,410
Microwave!

572
00:49:22,624 --> 00:49:25,376
You see what these monsters are doing?

573
00:49:25,711 --> 00:49:29,589
They're throwing metal utensils into
the microwave! You can't do that!

574
00:49:44,730 --> 00:49:46,272
Uh-oh.

575
00:49:49,526 --> 00:49:51,152
MARGE:
Stay here and die!

576
00:50:00,871 --> 00:50:03,456
[GROANING]

577
00:50:27,105 --> 00:50:31,025
Wait. Wait! What is it? Wait!

578
00:50:32,361 --> 00:50:34,612
-Mr. Katsuji!
-I need a Polaroid.

579
00:50:34,821 --> 00:50:36,864
It's not part of the program!

580
00:50:44,498 --> 00:50:47,333
Something weird
is going on in Studio D.

581
00:50:47,543 --> 00:50:49,502
Punch it up on the stack.

582
00:51:07,563 --> 00:51:10,356
I show brownouts
in five more locations.

583
00:51:10,566 --> 00:51:14,068
Climate control malfunction,
floors 15 and 16.

584
00:51:14,236 --> 00:51:15,570
What's going on?

585
00:51:15,737 --> 00:51:19,657
The pest infestation monitor
is reading critical.

586
00:51:24,246 --> 00:51:27,039
What is that?
That could be rats, right?

587
00:51:27,249 --> 00:51:29,417
No, sir. I知 afraid it's not.

588
00:51:29,626 --> 00:51:34,088
Whatever they are, they've gotta
respect the chain of command.

589
00:51:36,466 --> 00:51:39,051
[WHIMPERING]

590
00:51:42,931 --> 00:51:47,101
GREMLIN:
Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo!

591
00:51:47,686 --> 00:51:50,730
GIZMO:
Light bright! Light bright!

592
00:52:02,534 --> 00:52:04,452
MAN'S VOICE:
Please state your desired floor.

593
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:05,953
Thirty-eight.

594
00:52:06,121 --> 00:52:08,247
GREMLIN:
Thirty-eight.

595
00:52:08,457 --> 00:52:11,208
Thirty-eight! Thirty-eight....

596
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:13,961
Going up!

597
00:52:21,845 --> 00:52:24,013
Elevator, stop.

598
00:52:26,642 --> 00:52:28,684
Sound alarm.

599
00:52:28,852 --> 00:52:30,811
[GREMLINS MIMICKING ALARM]

600
00:52:58,632 --> 00:53:01,717
Betty, did you finish
shredding my mail?

601
00:53:01,927 --> 00:53:04,804
BETTY: I'm just finishing, Mr. Clamp.
-Good.

602
00:53:04,971 --> 00:53:06,972
Um....

603
00:53:07,683 --> 00:53:09,016
Let's....

604
00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:11,519
Let's do some memos.

605
00:53:14,856 --> 00:53:19,985
First, one to Frager,
in public relations.

606
00:53:20,195 --> 00:53:23,823
Have the people in Chinatown
give a street festival.

607
00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:29,870
A spontaneous flood of appreciation
for all I've done for the community.

608
00:53:30,205 --> 00:53:35,501
We could have those dragons.
Those big dragons with the guys inside.

609
00:53:35,711 --> 00:53:39,672
-And maybe we could have a parade.
GREMLIN: Yum-yum!

610
00:53:39,881 --> 00:53:43,801
CLAMP: Call that big department store.
They got lots of floats.

611
00:53:44,010 --> 00:53:46,887
They keep them in a warehouse
in New Jersey.

612
00:53:47,848 --> 00:53:49,181
I think I own that.

613
00:53:49,349 --> 00:53:52,017
[SNAPPING AND SCREAMING]

614
00:53:56,732 --> 00:54:01,610
A, B, C, D, J, K....

615
00:54:07,117 --> 00:54:08,909
Coffee?

616
00:54:39,524 --> 00:54:41,317
[SCREAMING]

617
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:08,928
Let go of my tie!

618
00:55:17,729 --> 00:55:20,648
CLAMP: Bill!
-Mr. Clamp, sir, are you okay?

619
00:55:20,857 --> 00:55:24,735
Yeah, I think so. I hate
using these machines myself.

620
00:55:24,945 --> 00:55:29,073
-Sir, we have a problem--
-We have a situation-- Oh, my God.

621
00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:32,701
We have to evacuate the building
and close it down.

622
00:55:32,911 --> 00:55:35,579
-That's ridiculous.
-Before sundown.

623
00:55:35,789 --> 00:55:40,084
-What happens at sundown?
-They hate sunlight. It kills them.

624
00:55:40,293 --> 00:55:44,004
When it gets dark,
they'll try to leave the building--

625
00:55:44,214 --> 00:55:47,550
Calm down. He should be in custody.
He's dangerous.

626
00:55:47,759 --> 00:55:52,763
This thing, that's dangerous.
This guy's from the art department.

627
00:55:52,973 --> 00:55:55,850
Ask him how he knows
about these things.

628
00:55:56,059 --> 00:55:58,185
How do you know about them?

629
00:55:58,395 --> 00:56:03,691
-This animal was in the genetics lab--
-I said it could be a problem tenant.

630
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:08,195
We could have had three shrinks
and a plastic surgeon. Here.

631
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,909
[GREMLINS LAUGHING]

632
00:56:23,879 --> 00:56:25,880
GREMLIN:
Make a wish!

633
00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:35,306
GREMLIN:
Hair!

634
00:56:47,235 --> 00:56:48,777
Going down!

635
00:56:59,414 --> 00:57:01,874
Second floor, lingerie.

636
00:57:10,091 --> 00:57:16,263
MAN'S VOICE: The elevator doors
have opened. Watch your step.

637
00:57:16,932 --> 00:57:20,309
We'll....
We'll get the next one.

638
00:57:20,852 --> 00:57:23,270
-You don't think it had rabies?
-No.

639
00:57:23,438 --> 00:57:28,233
-We must stop them from getting wet.
-No, we have to put a lid on it.

640
00:57:28,443 --> 00:57:31,862
No cops, no media.
We'll handle this ourselves.

641
00:57:32,072 --> 00:57:37,242
-You go down to systems control.
-But there might be physical danger.

642
00:57:37,452 --> 00:57:39,787
You're supposed to handle bugs.

643
00:57:39,955 --> 00:57:44,541
Well, I'd call these some goddamn
major bugs, wouldn't you? Huh?

644
00:57:44,751 --> 00:57:49,171
Right. Okay. But l don't think
I should try it without an expert.

645
00:57:49,381 --> 00:57:51,256
Let's go, Peltzer.

646
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:57,513
PRODUCER:
Three, two, one. Cue Leonard.

647
00:57:57,722 --> 00:58:00,557
Hi. I知 Leonard Maltin,
and this is The Movie Police.

648
00:58:00,725 --> 00:58:02,059
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

649
00:58:02,268 --> 00:58:03,978
First, our video watch.

650
00:58:04,145 --> 00:58:08,774
Just rereleased on video is Gremlins,
though I can't imagine why.

651
00:58:08,984 --> 00:58:14,238
I know some people found it fun, but
I'd rather have root canal work done.

652
00:58:14,447 --> 00:58:19,159
What's fun about a movie full of ugly,
mean-spirited monsters...

653
00:58:19,327 --> 00:58:21,954
...who attack innocent people?

654
00:58:22,163 --> 00:58:26,417
Are we so desperate for entertainment
that this trash passes for fun?

655
00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:30,462
Whoa! Wait a minute!
I was just kidding! Ow! A 1 0, it's a 1 0!

656
00:58:42,017 --> 00:58:48,022
Look at this. I've been working on
making tomatoes tougher for shipping.

657
00:58:48,189 --> 00:58:51,775
-That's terrific!
-Topnotch! How do they taste?

658
00:58:51,985 --> 00:58:57,406
That's the best part. We've already
had calls from two airline chefs.

659
00:59:01,703 --> 00:59:04,997
LEWIS:
Oh, my gosh!

660
00:59:05,165 --> 00:59:08,876
-Did somebody leave something out?
-Not I.

661
00:59:09,085 --> 00:59:12,046
It's eating my vegetable medley.

662
00:59:12,213 --> 00:59:14,131
[BURPS]

663
00:59:18,386 --> 00:59:21,388
MAN 1: What's that noise?
MARTIN: I think they're laughing.

664
00:59:21,723 --> 00:59:24,391
-Reptiles don't laugh!
-They're not reptiles.

665
00:59:24,559 --> 00:59:27,061
LEWIS: Then what are they?
MARTIN: A virus?

666
00:59:32,734 --> 00:59:35,277
What on earth is going on?

667
00:59:37,197 --> 00:59:40,699
I leave you alone for five minutes,
and what do I find when I get back?

668
00:59:40,867 --> 00:59:41,909
Utter chaos.

669
00:59:44,245 --> 00:59:47,956
Is that the brain hormone
that creature's drinking?

670
00:59:48,166 --> 00:59:51,543
Good boy. Nice boy.

671
00:59:51,753 --> 00:59:56,590
There's a good creature.
Now, let's talk this over.

672
00:59:57,008 --> 01:00:02,137
I can get you diseases.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

673
01:00:09,270 --> 01:00:11,396
Perhaps not.

674
01:00:37,048 --> 01:00:40,884
I wanna talk...

675
01:00:41,094 --> 01:00:43,595
...about what's going on in here.

676
01:00:43,805 --> 01:00:48,100
There are some fascinating
ramifications for the future.

677
01:00:48,309 --> 01:00:52,646
When you introduce genetic
material to our life form...

678
01:00:52,856 --> 01:00:55,649
...which is possessed of a sort of...

679
01:00:55,859 --> 01:00:58,235
...I hesitate to say "atavism"...

680
01:00:58,444 --> 01:01:01,321
...but let us say
an aggressive nature.

681
01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:06,827
That fellow over there is a common bat
of the order of Chiroptera.

682
01:01:07,036 --> 01:01:11,081
The only mammals, I might add,
capable of true flight.

683
01:01:30,143 --> 01:01:32,519
Genetic sun block.

684
01:01:33,646 --> 01:01:34,980
Yes.

685
01:01:39,444 --> 01:01:44,323
Might I have a word with you?
My friend, you have potential.

686
01:01:44,532 --> 01:01:47,951
I wanna help you be all
that you can be. May l?

687
01:01:48,286 --> 01:01:53,540
As you're aware, sunlight poses
a problem for our ethnic group.

688
01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,751
We don't tan or burn.

689
01:01:55,960 --> 01:02:00,380
We become a rather unappetizing
photochemical leftover.

690
01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:05,886
Thus this formula, designed for those
of the nocturnal persuasion...

691
01:02:06,095 --> 01:02:08,639
...to make bright light no problem
whatever.

692
01:02:08,848 --> 01:02:12,392
That'll be useful
where you'll be going.

693
01:02:14,729 --> 01:02:16,396
Where he'll be going?

694
01:02:16,606 --> 01:02:21,235
All they have to do is eat children,
there'd be appalling publicity.

695
01:02:22,487 --> 01:02:27,449
There it is. The Apple.
The city so nice they named it twice.

696
01:02:27,659 --> 01:02:30,953
Check it out one time, won't you?

697
01:02:40,088 --> 01:02:41,880
Catch it! Don't let it go!

698
01:02:42,090 --> 01:02:43,924
-Down!
-Down!

699
01:03:03,903 --> 01:03:05,779
Here in Manhattan...

700
01:03:05,947 --> 01:03:10,617
...there's been a steady stream
of mechanical problems...

701
01:03:10,785 --> 01:03:15,038
...at the Clamp Centre
office building in midtown....

702
01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:19,084
[SCREAMING]

703
01:03:24,048 --> 01:03:27,050
GREMLIN 1: Buy! Buy! Buy!
GREMLIN 2: Sell! Sell! Sell!

704
01:03:31,014 --> 01:03:33,223
SMART GREMLIN:
I'd say it's a full-scale panic.

705
01:03:33,433 --> 01:03:37,894
Are you having a run on the banks yet?
It's brutal here.

706
01:03:38,104 --> 01:03:42,482
We're telling clients to invest
in canned food and shotguns.

707
01:03:43,234 --> 01:03:46,987
WOMAN'S VOICE: Please take a
moment to locate the nearest exit.

708
01:03:47,196 --> 01:03:51,825
Go through it quickly because
of the danger in the building.

709
01:03:52,035 --> 01:03:54,828
Please take personal belongings
with you.

710
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:58,457
Take care not to step on
any of the people...

711
01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:01,460
...attempting to leave the building.

712
01:04:12,096 --> 01:04:15,140
Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!

713
01:04:29,155 --> 01:04:34,701
MAN'S VOICE: Fire: Untamed element,
giver of warmth, destroyer of forests.

714
01:04:34,869 --> 01:04:37,871
-This building is on fire.
-What?

715
01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:41,041
The building is on fire.
Leave the building.

716
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,335
Enact the age-old drama
of self-preservation.

717
01:04:43,503 --> 01:04:45,629
MAN:
Fire! Fire!

718
01:04:47,006 --> 01:04:51,093
SHEILA: Oh, Murray,
the cathedral of Saint Eva Marie.

719
01:04:51,302 --> 01:04:55,722
-What a beautiful building!
MURRAY: Beautiful?

720
01:04:55,932 --> 01:04:58,642
It's like something
out of the Dark Ages.

721
01:04:58,851 --> 01:05:01,395
Hey, Quasimodo, you home?

722
01:05:05,066 --> 01:05:06,400
Hey....

723
01:05:12,532 --> 01:05:15,367
-It's one of them!
-Who?

724
01:05:15,535 --> 01:05:16,868
[SCREAMING]

725
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,703
SHEILA:
Get off!

726
01:05:41,102 --> 01:05:45,063
SHEILA:
It's just a flesh wound, Murray!

727
01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:05,792
[SQUAWKS]

728
01:06:20,349 --> 01:06:22,726
[CHURCH BELL RINGING]

729
01:06:40,286 --> 01:06:42,162
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

730
01:06:48,794 --> 01:06:50,337
[MOOS]

731
01:06:51,506 --> 01:06:56,009
-Hurry up, Lewis!
-I'm coming, Martin!

732
01:06:57,178 --> 01:07:00,013
The horror. The horror. The breakage!

733
01:07:00,181 --> 01:07:02,015
Sir, what happened?

734
01:07:02,225 --> 01:07:05,519
They fought back,
that's what happened.

735
01:07:05,686 --> 01:07:07,479
Things.

736
01:07:07,688 --> 01:07:09,523
Stuff.

737
01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:12,859
I swear, I'll never hurt
anything again.

738
01:07:13,194 --> 01:07:15,695
Some things man isn't meant to splice.

739
01:07:15,905 --> 01:07:18,156
-A problem tenant.
-Calm down.

740
01:07:18,366 --> 01:07:21,326
-We won't renew your lease.
-Where are they?

741
01:07:21,536 --> 01:07:24,412
Don't patronize me! I saw them.

742
01:07:24,622 --> 01:07:28,667
-But where?
-In my laboratory, the Splice of Life.

743
01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:32,170
Stupid name. But it wasn't my idea.

744
01:07:35,883 --> 01:07:37,634
[LAUGHING]

745
01:07:43,474 --> 01:07:45,475
GREMLIN 1:
Tweet, tweet.

746
01:07:47,687 --> 01:07:50,230
GREMLIN 2:
Bunny rabbit.

747
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:52,065
Watch this, watch this:

748
01:07:52,233 --> 01:07:55,026
"Fourscore and seven years ago...."

749
01:07:58,489 --> 01:08:00,490
[LAUGHING]

750
01:08:01,075 --> 01:08:03,285
Nudie, nudie, nudie!

751
01:08:13,671 --> 01:08:16,256
GIRL:
Mom, I wanna see the Gremlins!

752
01:08:16,465 --> 01:08:21,553
Sir, l can't believe this.
This is worse than the first one.

753
01:08:21,762 --> 01:08:25,098
We just show these movies,
we don't make them.

754
01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:26,600
But--

755
01:08:26,809 --> 01:08:30,103
I quit. Call the union,
the National Guard.

756
01:08:30,271 --> 01:08:33,148
Those things took over the projector.

757
01:08:33,357 --> 01:08:37,319
All they wanna see
is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

758
01:08:37,528 --> 01:08:39,362
Enough!

759
01:08:39,572 --> 01:08:42,198
I'll take care of this.

760
01:08:49,123 --> 01:08:52,917
Mr. Hulk, we have Gremlins
in the projection booth.

761
01:08:53,127 --> 01:08:57,505
-Could you help us?
-Gremlins? In this theater? Now?

762
01:08:58,633 --> 01:09:03,094
Okay, you guys, listen up. People
paid good money to see this movie.

763
01:09:03,304 --> 01:09:07,140
When they go out to a theater,
they want cold sodas, hot popcorn...

764
01:09:07,308 --> 01:09:10,018
...and no monsters
in the projection booth.

765
01:09:10,227 --> 01:09:12,187
Do l have to come up there?

766
01:09:12,396 --> 01:09:15,815
Can the Gremsters stand up
to the Hulkster?

767
01:09:15,983 --> 01:09:20,904
If I were you, I'd run the rest
of Gremlins 2 right now!

768
01:09:21,113 --> 01:09:24,074
Sorry, folks. It won't happen again.

769
01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:26,451
[CLAPPING]

770
01:09:45,179 --> 01:09:48,640
--I'm outside the Clamp Centre
office building...

771
01:09:48,849 --> 01:09:53,770
...where something strange
is taking place inside, though--

772
01:09:53,979 --> 01:09:57,023
--been a day Mr. Clamp
would like to forget.

773
01:09:57,191 --> 01:09:59,442
--talking about green creatures.

774
01:09:59,652 --> 01:10:03,446
Police are not permitting
any news media inside.

775
01:10:03,656 --> 01:10:05,490
Once we are allowed in...

776
01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:09,035
...we'll broadcast live
from inside the building.

777
01:10:09,245 --> 01:10:10,620
Live...

778
01:10:11,247 --> 01:10:13,540
...from inside.

779
01:10:23,801 --> 01:10:26,010
Hey, you! Come here.

780
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:29,389
No! Can you work a TV camera?

781
01:10:29,724 --> 01:10:32,559
Work a camera? I am a camera!

782
01:10:32,727 --> 01:10:34,811
Oh, good! Come with me.

783
01:10:35,062 --> 01:10:37,355
No, this way. This way.

784
01:11:07,052 --> 01:11:08,762
[SCREECHES]

785
01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:14,017
[LAUGHS]

786
01:11:25,613 --> 01:11:27,697
CATHETER:
I know, you think I'm insane.

787
01:11:27,907 --> 01:11:30,825
FORSTER:
No, if you were, we couldn't sue you.

788
01:11:32,411 --> 01:11:34,996
-Oh, my God.
-You see?

789
01:11:35,372 --> 01:11:38,458
This is a complete failure...

790
01:11:38,793 --> 01:11:40,251
...of management.

791
01:11:40,419 --> 01:11:42,170
BILLY:
They're eating the genetic stuff.

792
01:11:42,338 --> 01:11:45,465
CATHETER: Years of research,
patents, experiments!

793
01:11:45,633 --> 01:11:48,051
BILLY:
Are there any bright lights here?

794
01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:53,556
They've broken them all. But l do
have some small assault weapons.

795
01:12:01,941 --> 01:12:05,652
What a hunk!

796
01:12:06,028 --> 01:12:07,904
[KISSING]

797
01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:22,168
-Don't be afraid of your feelings!
-Help!

798
01:12:22,962 --> 01:12:25,588
It's a hobby I knew
would come in handy.

799
01:12:25,798 --> 01:12:30,510
I got ordnance here that can
drop a charging puma at 50 feet.

800
01:12:39,311 --> 01:12:41,688
Oh, why can't you commit?

801
01:12:41,856 --> 01:12:45,859
That's what these things need,
a taste of--

802
01:12:48,153 --> 01:12:50,989
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

803
01:13:05,629 --> 01:13:07,922
[GUN FIRES]

804
01:13:37,244 --> 01:13:39,162
[WHIMPERS]

805
01:13:46,086 --> 01:13:50,173
RAMBO: To survive a war,
you gotta become war.

806
01:13:51,759 --> 01:13:53,092
MAN:
Jimmy, come back here, Jimmy.

807
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:56,095
Let us in there.
We'll take responsibility.

808
01:13:56,263 --> 01:13:58,514
Most people are out anyway.

809
01:13:58,724 --> 01:14:03,311
-What's in there? I致e been to Beirut.
-I bet they miss you there.

810
01:14:03,646 --> 01:14:07,106
The important thing is
to keep this out of the media.

811
01:14:07,274 --> 01:14:09,609
They get you to say something...

812
01:14:09,777 --> 01:14:15,448
...then they twist and embellish it,
and before you know it--

813
01:14:15,616 --> 01:14:19,035
--live, exclusively
over the Clamp News Channel...

814
01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:22,538
...from the lobby,
where this invasion...

815
01:14:22,873 --> 01:14:27,543
...by strange creatures,
perhaps from another galaxy...

816
01:14:27,753 --> 01:14:31,798
...or from a dimensional warp...

817
01:14:32,132 --> 01:14:36,219
...has run riot through this building,
sending people....

818
01:14:36,387 --> 01:14:37,720
Dracula?

819
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,024
[FLOOR CREAKING]

820
01:14:50,401 --> 01:14:51,943
[SCREAMS]

821
01:14:53,070 --> 01:14:58,241
--these horrible little green
monsters in that building there!

822
01:14:58,450 --> 01:15:00,994
You can't do that....

823
01:15:01,161 --> 01:15:04,998
-Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold it! No water.
-What?

824
01:15:05,165 --> 01:15:08,668
That's not a fire in there.
They're Gremlins.

825
01:15:08,836 --> 01:15:13,006
You get them wet, they'll multiply.
I know how to deal with them.

826
01:15:13,173 --> 01:15:18,678
Sure, pal. Why don't you calm down?
Just take it easy.

827
01:15:18,846 --> 01:15:22,557
Don't talk to me like I知 crazy.
I'm not crazy!

828
01:15:23,851 --> 01:15:27,186
I was never crazy. I'm fine.

829
01:15:27,938 --> 01:15:29,272
Let me in there!

830
01:15:47,124 --> 01:15:49,292
[GROWLING]

831
01:15:56,717 --> 01:16:00,553
Bill, any progress?
Just tell me there's progress.

832
01:16:00,721 --> 01:16:03,514
Things are really bad out there.

833
01:16:03,849 --> 01:16:07,560
Bad?! Only one of my channels
is still on the air.

834
01:16:07,728 --> 01:16:10,730
There are human beings
in the building.

835
01:16:10,939 --> 01:16:14,567
Do you know what kind of lawsuits
we're looking at?

836
01:16:14,777 --> 01:16:16,402
Yes, l know, but--

837
01:16:16,653 --> 01:16:18,654
[CRACKLING]

838
01:16:25,287 --> 01:16:27,455
WOMAN'S VOICE:
All of our operators are busy.

839
01:16:27,664 --> 01:16:31,542
Your call will be handled
in the order received.

840
01:16:31,752 --> 01:16:34,087
-What is that?
-One of those things.

841
01:16:34,296 --> 01:16:37,924
-They come in electric too?
-They do now.

842
01:16:38,133 --> 01:16:40,843
He's in the phone system on hold.

843
01:16:41,929 --> 01:16:43,763
[MUZAK PLAYING]

844
01:16:48,977 --> 01:16:54,565
CLAMP: I thought this would
never run. Maybe it will, now.

845
01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:05,243
MAN'S VOICE: Because of the end of
civilization, CCN now leaves the air.

846
01:17:05,452 --> 01:17:09,122
We hope you have enjoyed
our programming.

847
01:17:09,331 --> 01:17:14,293
But more importantly,
we hope you have enjoyed life.

848
01:17:14,461 --> 01:17:19,298
-It's beautiful, isn't it?
-Yes, sir. It's very uplifting.

849
01:17:19,466 --> 01:17:25,304
Is there any way to turn the clocks
ahead in the building three hours?

850
01:17:25,472 --> 01:17:28,391
There's nothing we can't do. Why?

851
01:17:28,725 --> 01:17:30,726
Sunlight kills them.

852
01:17:30,936 --> 01:17:35,565
If we can fool them into thinking
the sun has gone down...

853
01:17:35,899 --> 01:17:37,817
...they may go to the lobby.

854
01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:42,488
Right! The front doors are the only
way out of the building.

855
01:17:42,698 --> 01:17:46,993
-The sun sets at 7:32.
-Then we should move at 4:20.

856
01:17:47,161 --> 01:17:50,705
I like that!
We have information they don't have.

857
01:17:50,914 --> 01:17:54,333
That's how you take somebody out.
Wait a minute.

858
01:17:54,501 --> 01:17:57,336
Won't they see the sun's still out?

859
01:17:57,546 --> 01:18:00,214
-You'll have to take care of that.
-Me?

860
01:18:00,424 --> 01:18:03,426
-Set it up from the outside.
-Good!

861
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,387
I finally get to use my secret exit.

862
01:18:06,597 --> 01:18:08,514
-You know, sir?
-Yes?

863
01:18:08,682 --> 01:18:11,851
If you pull this off,
you could save the city.

864
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:16,355
Save the city? "Developer Saves City."
I like that!

865
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,824
[SCREAMING]

866
01:18:28,327 --> 01:18:30,661
[LAUGHING]

867
01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:35,583
Is anyone still employed
in this charming facility?

868
01:18:35,792 --> 01:18:38,211
I need light in my office. Now!

869
01:18:38,378 --> 01:18:43,716
CLAMP'S VOICE: At Clamp Enterprises
we want you to achieve all you can.

870
01:18:43,926 --> 01:18:46,928
Turn on the lights in my office.

871
01:18:47,137 --> 01:18:50,556
You want me to work in the dark?

872
01:18:52,226 --> 01:18:54,101
This is new.

873
01:19:06,657 --> 01:19:09,075
WOMAN:
Phoebe, come on, hurry!

874
01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:23,256
Hey, that's Clamp! Let's go!

875
01:19:27,886 --> 01:19:31,305
-Has the building been evacuated?
-Is it on fire?

876
01:19:31,515 --> 01:19:34,600
That's a false alarm.
We've just got some problems.

877
01:19:34,768 --> 01:19:38,646
You got a guy in there in a Dracula suit,
broadcasting stuff with green monsters.

878
01:19:38,814 --> 01:19:41,315
-Are you trying to panic the city?
-Absolutely not.

879
01:19:41,483 --> 01:19:43,859
-So they are real?
-I didn't say that.

880
01:19:44,069 --> 01:19:47,154
REPORTER: What are you saying?
CLAMP: What I always say.

881
01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:03,087
Murray?

882
01:20:05,215 --> 01:20:08,926
[GREMLIN LAUGHING]

883
01:20:28,655 --> 01:20:30,072
[SQUEAKING]

884
01:20:32,659 --> 01:20:36,370
BILL:
Gizmo? Gizmo....

885
01:21:29,508 --> 01:21:31,801
As you probably know--

886
01:21:33,136 --> 01:21:37,306
As you probably know,
an entire race of strange beings...

887
01:21:37,516 --> 01:21:39,725
...has invaded the building.

888
01:21:39,935 --> 01:21:45,272
And in an even more bizarre twist,
one of the creatures--

889
01:21:46,191 --> 01:21:49,276
"Creatures." Is that accurate?

890
01:21:52,447 --> 01:21:56,283
--that one of these creatures
is able to talk...

891
01:21:56,493 --> 01:21:59,829
...and he's going to talk
with us right now.

892
01:22:00,038 --> 01:22:02,498
The main question people have is:

893
01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:05,459
Creature, what is it that you want?

894
01:22:05,669 --> 01:22:07,878
Fred, what we want...

895
01:22:08,088 --> 01:22:12,425
...is what you and your viewers have,
civilization.

896
01:22:12,759 --> 01:22:17,012
Yes, but what sort of civilization
are you speaking of?

897
01:22:17,222 --> 01:22:19,473
The niceties. The fine points.

898
01:22:19,683 --> 01:22:23,436
Diplomacy, compassion, standards,
manners, tradition.

899
01:22:23,603 --> 01:22:25,604
That's what we reach toward.

900
01:22:25,939 --> 01:22:29,233
We may stumble on the way,
but civilization, yes.

901
01:22:29,443 --> 01:22:32,194
The Geneva Convention, Susan Sontag.

902
01:22:32,404 --> 01:22:36,699
Everything you've worked hard
to accomplish, we aspire to.

903
01:22:36,908 --> 01:22:41,662
We wanna be civilized.
Take a look at this fellow here.

904
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:47,835
Now, was that civilized? Clearly not.

905
01:22:48,044 --> 01:22:50,754
Fun, but in no sense civilized.

906
01:22:50,964 --> 01:22:53,841
None of us has been
in New York before.

907
01:22:54,050 --> 01:22:57,470
We have to learn how to get
tickets for shows.

908
01:22:57,679 --> 01:23:01,724
There's street crime,
but we can watch that for free.

909
01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:05,895
We want the essentials.
Dinettes, bedroom groups...

910
01:23:06,104 --> 01:23:09,231
...credit even if we've
been turned down before.

911
01:23:09,816 --> 01:23:13,652
CLAMP: Take it easy with that thing.
Be careful up there!

912
01:23:13,987 --> 01:23:15,946
What's that thing for?

913
01:23:16,156 --> 01:23:19,492
These things can only come out
when it's dark.

914
01:23:19,659 --> 01:23:23,662
We set the clocks ahead.
When they think it's sunset...

915
01:23:23,830 --> 01:23:28,709
...and see what a nice night it is,
they'll muster in the lobby.

916
01:23:28,919 --> 01:23:32,671
We drop this thing, the sunlight'll
pour through here and fry them!

917
01:23:32,839 --> 01:23:34,089
Sure.

918
01:23:38,512 --> 01:23:41,263
[CLICKING]

919
01:23:58,281 --> 01:24:00,282
[MOTOR WHIRRING]

920
01:24:09,376 --> 01:24:12,378
-Is it safe?
-Help!

921
01:24:13,213 --> 01:24:15,047
-Billy!
-Huh?

922
01:24:19,427 --> 01:24:21,554
I hate these little things!

923
01:24:28,144 --> 01:24:30,980
-You okay, Billy?
-Yeah. Get me out of here.

924
01:24:34,693 --> 01:24:38,571
-Billy?
MARLA: Could l get some help here?

925
01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:41,740
I'm trapped in adhesive
polymer material...

926
01:24:41,908 --> 01:24:44,159
...and I'm on deadline!

927
01:24:44,369 --> 01:24:47,413
Darling, it's you!
Thank God you're here.

928
01:24:47,581 --> 01:24:51,917
Well, I could help you,
or I could just leave you here.

929
01:24:52,085 --> 01:24:56,338
Listen, about Billy. Nothing happened.

930
01:24:56,548 --> 01:25:00,759
I asked him out to dinner.
It was strictly business.

931
01:25:00,927 --> 01:25:05,014
Okay, it wasn't completely business,
I'll be honest.

932
01:25:05,223 --> 01:25:07,266
It'll be an openness thing.

933
01:25:07,434 --> 01:25:11,687
I had designs on him.
I didn't get to first base. Okay?

934
01:25:11,896 --> 01:25:18,110
-It'll do.
-What a wonderfully prepared woman.

935
01:26:31,810 --> 01:26:34,561
Gizmo.

936
01:26:39,818 --> 01:26:41,652
[GREMLIN GROANING]

937
01:26:59,963 --> 01:27:01,922
What happened to him?

938
01:27:03,550 --> 01:27:06,719
BILLY: I don't know.
I guess they pushed him too far.

939
01:27:13,601 --> 01:27:16,520
-If they get out--
-We'll stop them, Billy.

940
01:27:16,688 --> 01:27:18,063
Don't give up now.

941
01:27:18,231 --> 01:27:20,149
Washington didn't.
Lincoln--

942
01:27:20,316 --> 01:27:21,692
-Please!
-What?

943
01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:23,402
Don't mention Lincoln.

944
01:27:23,570 --> 01:27:28,365
A terrible thing happened
to me once on Lincoln's birthday.

945
01:27:28,533 --> 01:27:31,118
I was 6 or 7.

946
01:27:31,327 --> 01:27:35,080
I had the day off from school.
Mama let me go to the park.

947
01:27:35,248 --> 01:27:41,253
She made me a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. That's all l ever ate.

948
01:27:41,421 --> 01:27:44,506
A man with a beard and hat--
Looked just like Abe Lincoln.

949
01:27:44,674 --> 01:27:47,926
Honey, we don't have
time for this now.

950
01:27:48,094 --> 01:27:51,638
I remember-- Oh, God.
He said, "Hello, little girl."

951
01:27:53,516 --> 01:27:55,684
[LAUGHING]

952
01:28:01,566 --> 01:28:03,108
Is everybody here?

953
01:28:03,610 --> 01:28:05,068
All right, then!

954
01:28:06,529 --> 01:28:08,697
[ALL SINGING "NEW YORK, NEW YORK"]

955
01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:14,536
[SINGING]
Start spreadin' the news

956
01:28:14,704 --> 01:28:17,498
I'm leavin' today

957
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:21,627
I wanna be a part of it

958
01:28:21,795 --> 01:28:25,088
New York, New York, yes, sir

959
01:28:25,256 --> 01:28:28,717
These vagabond shoes

960
01:28:29,093 --> 01:28:32,262
Are longing to stray

961
01:28:32,430 --> 01:28:35,808
And step around the heart of it

962
01:28:35,975 --> 01:28:38,227
New York, New York

963
01:28:38,478 --> 01:28:40,687
These guys aren't bad.

964
01:28:41,022 --> 01:28:43,941
FRED: Incredible as it seems,
ladies and gentlemen...

965
01:28:44,108 --> 01:28:49,238
...after their bizarre, bloodcurdling
rampage of destruction...

966
01:28:49,405 --> 01:28:54,868
...these strange creatures now appear
to be mounting what seems to be...

967
01:28:55,036 --> 01:28:57,246
...a musical number.

968
01:29:47,964 --> 01:29:49,756
They're near the doors.

969
01:29:49,924 --> 01:29:53,427
Don't worry. Soon Mr. Clamp
will drop the cloth...

970
01:29:53,595 --> 01:29:55,262
...and let in the sun.

971
01:29:55,805 --> 01:29:59,224
Okay, are we ready to drop this thing?

972
01:29:59,809 --> 01:30:01,894
[THUNDER ROLLING]

973
01:30:09,235 --> 01:30:11,153
Sunlight?

974
01:30:43,269 --> 01:30:45,812
Say cheese!

975
01:30:48,608 --> 01:30:50,859
[E. POWER BIGGS' "TOCCATA & FUGUE
IN D MINOR" PLAYING]

976
01:31:16,010 --> 01:31:21,723
They get in the rain, the city
will go under. Armageddon! WWlIl!

977
01:31:21,891 --> 01:31:25,227
-Billy, we've gotta do something.
-I know.

978
01:31:27,188 --> 01:31:31,149
There's a fire hose.
Aim it into the lobby.

979
01:31:31,317 --> 01:31:32,651
Are you crazy?

980
01:31:32,819 --> 01:31:34,486
Just do it, and do it fast!

981
01:31:34,654 --> 01:31:37,239
Put Gizmo in a box
so he doesn't get wet.

982
01:31:37,407 --> 01:31:39,324
-Okay.
-Marla--

983
01:31:39,492 --> 01:31:41,326
-Smoke.
-Thanks.

984
01:31:55,383 --> 01:31:56,717
Loogie!

985
01:32:03,016 --> 01:32:04,558
Lobby!

986
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,519
Don't mess with Futterman!

987
01:32:12,942 --> 01:32:17,738
There's a call on hold in Mr. Clamp's
office. Can you transfer it here?

988
01:32:17,905 --> 01:32:19,448
Yeah, l think so.

989
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:24,995
-Ready!
-Turn it on!

990
01:32:52,732 --> 01:32:56,068
Billy, l hope you know
what the hell you're doing.

991
01:32:56,277 --> 01:32:58,862
I'm singing in the bathtub!

992
01:32:59,739 --> 01:33:02,908
Bypass the file server.

993
01:33:03,534 --> 01:33:05,285
Okay.

994
01:33:06,913 --> 01:33:09,164
-That's it!
-My God!

995
01:33:09,957 --> 01:33:11,666
Turn off the hose!

996
01:33:15,254 --> 01:33:16,588
Hit it!

997
01:34:04,887 --> 01:34:09,891
I'm melting! Melting! I知 melting!

998
01:34:10,059 --> 01:34:11,059
I'm melting!

999
01:34:11,227 --> 01:34:14,437
Oh, what a world, what a world!

1000
01:34:19,652 --> 01:34:25,782
FRED: The creatures seem to be melting
into horrible little green and brown...

1001
01:34:26,367 --> 01:34:29,119
...puddles. It's-- It's like....

1002
01:34:29,287 --> 01:34:34,583
Well, I can't say what it looks like,
on television, but it looks terrible.

1003
01:34:56,314 --> 01:34:58,690
OFFICER:
Let's go! Come on!

1004
01:35:00,818 --> 01:35:07,073
It's stuck. Come on. Back up here.
Down there. Come on! Let's go!

1005
01:35:07,366 --> 01:35:10,160
We'll take them by this door.
Come on!

1006
01:35:10,328 --> 01:35:12,495
Charge!

1007
01:35:25,426 --> 01:35:29,638
I didn't hurt myself. Maybe we can
use this stuff for landfill.

1008
01:35:29,805 --> 01:35:34,309
-We're here with Daniel R. Clamp.
-Hey! Hey! Wait a minute, pal!

1009
01:35:34,477 --> 01:35:37,312
Who told you to go on my network?

1010
01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:41,816
Nobody, sir.
It just seemed like news, so--

1011
01:35:41,984 --> 01:35:48,406
Right, right. I知 making you
an anchor. Six o'clock, weeknights.

1012
01:35:48,574 --> 01:35:52,869
Go to Barneys and get new clothes.
Give this man a credit card.

1013
01:35:53,037 --> 01:35:56,498
This is Old World.
Think sweaters. Think avuncular.

1014
01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:58,500
Right. Avuncular!

1015
01:35:58,668 --> 01:36:01,753
-And my cameraman?
-Off caffeine, he's okay.

1016
01:36:01,921 --> 01:36:04,464
-I'm a hit!
-We're a hit.

1017
01:36:04,632 --> 01:36:09,594
What does a menswear makeover cost
today? Join us as we investigate--

1018
01:36:09,762 --> 01:36:11,888
And get some sun this weekend!

1019
01:36:12,056 --> 01:36:14,557
Hey, Bill! Oh, boy!

1020
01:36:17,061 --> 01:36:20,146
-What's happening?
-It moved, sir.

1021
01:36:20,314 --> 01:36:25,402
All right. Carry on.
Careful, that stuff's slippery.

1022
01:36:25,569 --> 01:36:26,987
So you bailed us out.

1023
01:36:27,154 --> 01:36:31,449
It wasn't just me. We all chipped in.
Mr. Futterman and Marla.

1024
01:36:31,617 --> 01:36:33,410
Marla?

1025
01:36:33,869 --> 01:36:37,580
-Yes, sir?
-You work for me, don't you?

1026
01:36:40,793 --> 01:36:42,252
Yes, sir.

1027
01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:44,587
Very, very hard.

1028
01:36:52,305 --> 01:36:53,638
Murray!

1029
01:36:53,806 --> 01:36:55,390
What happened?

1030
01:36:55,766 --> 01:36:58,310
They tried it again,
but we were ready.

1031
01:36:58,477 --> 01:37:02,355
-Let's go. Smells like burnt meatloaf.
-It's Daniel Clamp!

1032
01:37:02,523 --> 01:37:06,192
He's here!
Mr. Clamp, can we have a statement?

1033
01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:07,694
Please, please!

1034
01:37:08,112 --> 01:37:13,408
My new head of public relations here
will handle all questions.

1035
01:37:13,576 --> 01:37:15,160
Why, Daniel!

1036
01:37:15,328 --> 01:37:19,247
-What happened?
-Where's the camera? It was horrible.

1037
01:37:19,415 --> 01:37:22,167
We had to stop work altogether.

1038
01:37:22,335 --> 01:37:24,794
-Sorry about the building.
-I'm not.

1039
01:37:24,962 --> 01:37:28,173
-You're not?
-No, we're insured for the damages.

1040
01:37:28,341 --> 01:37:32,677
Maybe it wasn't a place
for people anyway.

1041
01:37:32,845 --> 01:37:38,183
It was a place for things. You make
a place for things. Things come.

1042
01:37:38,351 --> 01:37:41,019
Well, sir, you kept the city safe.

1043
01:37:41,187 --> 01:37:45,231
That's right. That's a good point.
The sacrifice.

1044
01:37:45,399 --> 01:37:48,401
That could be in my next book.
I should be taking notes.

1045
01:37:48,569 --> 01:37:52,989
-Who's got a pencil and paper?
-Here you go.

1046
01:37:56,452 --> 01:37:58,453
-What's this?
-Kingston Falls.

1047
01:37:58,662 --> 01:38:01,247
-I've looked for this!
-To buy?

1048
01:38:01,415 --> 01:38:06,252
No, to build for my next project
in Jersey! This is terrific!

1049
01:38:06,420 --> 01:38:09,964
People want now,
the traditional community thing.

1050
01:38:10,132 --> 01:38:13,176
Quiet little towns, back to the earth.

1051
01:38:13,344 --> 01:38:14,928
Is this your concept?

1052
01:38:15,096 --> 01:38:20,100
-It's our hometown.
-That's better. I love that! It's....

1053
01:38:20,267 --> 01:38:23,019
Wait. It's....

1054
01:38:23,187 --> 01:38:28,483
"Clamp Corners. Where life
slows down to a crawl."

1055
01:38:28,651 --> 01:38:31,319
-What do you think?
-It's terrific.

1056
01:38:31,695 --> 01:38:35,365
This is what people want,
not talking elevators.

1057
01:38:35,533 --> 01:38:39,202
You sell me this design,
and we'll build the biggest...

1058
01:38:39,370 --> 01:38:42,288
...most sensational
quiet little town ever.

1059
01:38:42,456 --> 01:38:46,751
-But for him to do an entire town--
-We can come to a deal.

1060
01:38:46,919 --> 01:38:53,007
-Are you Mrs. Peltzer?
-Yes! Well, I知 gonna be.

1061
01:38:53,175 --> 01:38:56,428
-What's that?
-This is Gizmo.

1062
01:38:56,720 --> 01:38:58,930
-He's a Mogwai.
GIZMO: Mogwai.

1063
01:38:59,098 --> 01:39:02,559
-I look at him, you know what I see?
-What, sir?

1064
01:39:02,726 --> 01:39:05,937
Dolls with suction cups
staring out car windows.

1065
01:39:06,105 --> 01:39:10,316
A Macy's parade float. Have you
thought about merchandising?

1066
01:39:10,484 --> 01:39:12,110
-Me? No.
-Yeah!

1067
01:39:12,278 --> 01:39:16,030
There's something there.
Lose the headband, though.

1068
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:18,199
BILLY:
He likes the headband.

1069
01:39:18,367 --> 01:39:20,994
It's flexible. Excuse me.

1070
01:39:21,203 --> 01:39:24,289
A lot of buildings wouldn't stand up
to this intense use.

1071
01:39:26,792 --> 01:39:28,126
Go home now.

1072
01:39:34,592 --> 01:39:37,385
CLAMP'S VOICE: No visit to New York
is complete without...

1073
01:39:37,553 --> 01:39:43,349
-...touring the world's most--
-Put a glaze of cheese on top.

1074
01:39:43,559 --> 01:39:46,102
-Your favorite.
-Yeah, sure.

1075
01:39:46,270 --> 01:39:48,062
GIZMO:
Showtime! MTV.

1076
01:39:48,230 --> 01:39:50,482
-Are you coming?
-In a minute.

1077
01:39:50,983 --> 01:39:52,984
GIZMO: HBO.
-What did he say?

1078
01:39:53,152 --> 01:39:54,486
He wants cable.

1079
01:39:54,653 --> 01:39:56,070
GIZMO: Nick at Nite?
KATIE: No.

1080
01:39:56,238 --> 01:39:59,240
GIZMO:
MTV? HBO?

1081
01:39:59,825 --> 01:40:01,159
-Have a cigarette?
WOMAN: Sorry.

1082
01:40:01,327 --> 01:40:02,660
I'll quit.

1083
01:40:02,828 --> 01:40:05,288
-For you, sir. From the building.
-In the building?

1084
01:40:05,456 --> 01:40:11,252
Hello? Forster, what are you--?
Okay, we'll get you out. What floor?

1085
01:40:11,420 --> 01:40:15,340
Way up there? It'll take a while.
The elevators are out.

1086
01:40:15,508 --> 01:40:17,342
And all the automatic doors
are locked.

1087
01:40:17,510 --> 01:40:22,180
I don't know, not long. We'll do what
we can. Keep your pants on.

1088
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:27,393
-You've been working too hard.
-Maybe I have, Mr. Clamp.

1089
01:40:27,561 --> 01:40:31,147
-Take a day off. Half a day.
-That's very generous, sir.

1090
01:40:31,315 --> 01:40:35,777
A half-day off once the building
is operational. Thank you, sir.

1091
01:40:36,779 --> 01:40:39,614
[BELL RINGING]

1092
01:40:51,752 --> 01:40:54,087
[WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING]

1093
01:43:24,029 --> 01:43:26,364
Long, isn't it?

1094
01:44:22,212 --> 01:44:24,589
Patently ridiculous!

1095
01:44:57,664 --> 01:45:02,460
Still lurking about?
Don't you people have homes?

1096
01:45:51,593 --> 01:45:52,927
That's--

1097
01:45:53,095 --> 01:45:54,428
DAFFY:
Oh, no, you don't!

1098
01:45:54,596 --> 01:45:58,683
Sorry, 60 years of hogging
the end title is enough!

1099
01:45:58,851 --> 01:46:01,477
So that's all, folks!

1100
01:46:05,357 --> 01:46:07,233
Fade out.

1101
01:46:18,745 --> 01:46:20,746
[English - US - SDH]